Drunk on Stupidity Let’s stop pretending alcohol makes people stupid. It doesn’t. They were already stupid. The alcohol just turned up the volume. You didn’t get drunk on vodka. You got drunk on your own bullshit — on excuses, on ego, on the same tired idea that it’ll be fun this time. You weren’t sipping wine. You were sipping delusion. And when it hit? You weren’t tipsy. You were drunk on stupidity.