Why Laziness, Poverty, Alcoholism (and Even Richness) Are Infectious — and What the Hell You’re Catching You ever hang out with someone and suddenly feel… slower? Like your dreams just caught a cold? Like ambition shriveled up and died in your left sock? That’s not a coincidence. That’s contagion. We’re not just talking viruses here. We’re talking vibes, habits, choices, addictions, moods, and beliefs. They’re airborne. Soul-borne. And you’re breathing them in every damn day. Let’s break it down. ☠️ LAZINESS IS CONTAGIOUS You spend enough time around someone who avoids everything — their goals, their dishes, their dreams, their texts — and eventually you’ll start thinking “Maybe I deserve a lie-down too.” BOOM. You’ve caught it. Symptoms: Chronic “meh” Netflix paralysis Deep sighs for no reason Dream shrinkage Excessive scrolling thumb cramps Cure? Run like hell. Hang with action-takers. Stand next to people who make moves while you’re still thinking...