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Quick Jacket Potato with Coleslaw – 70p Recipe (Including Electricity)

  This simple, filling meal costs just 70p per portion, including food and the electricity to cook it. Quick to make, budget-friendly, and no unnecessary extras. Ingredients (Per Person) Jacket Potato: 1 large baking potato – 25p Small drizzle of oil, salt, pepper – 2p Homemade Coleslaw: ¼ white cabbage – 15p 1 carrot – 10p Small slice of red onion – 3p 2 tablespoons mayo – 10p 1 teaspoon vinegar/lemon juice – 2p Salt and pepper – 1p Electricity: Microwave (8 minutes) – 3p Air fryer (5 minutes) – 2p Method 1.  Jacket Potato Wash and prick your potato. Microwave for 8 minutes until soft (approx. 3p electricity). Pop in the air fryer at 200°C for 5 minutes to crisp up the skin (2p electricity). 2.  Homemade Coleslaw Finely slice cabbage, carrot, and red onion. Mix with mayo, vinegar, salt, and pepper. 3.  Serve Slice open your hot crispy potato and top with your fresh coleslaw. Total Cost (Per P...
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How To Live A Minimalist Lifestyle

 “Decluttering Like a Boss: Deleting Everything That Doesn’t Spark Joy (and a Few Things That Sparked Chaos)”

Life is like a cluttered closet—full of things we don’t need, tangled wires, and mismatched socks. But fear not! It’s time to Marie Kondo our existence and hit the “delete” button on everything that doesn’t serve us. Buckle up, because we’re about to declutter our way to enlightenment (and maybe find that missing sock).

1. The Great Unsubscribe

“Unsubscribing from Life’s Spam Folder”

Remember those newsletters you signed up for in 2007? Yeah, they’re still cluttering your inbox. Unsubscribe like a ninja. Bonus points if you reply with, “I’ve ascended to a higher email plane; please remove me from this earthly list.”

2. Social Media Detox

“Unfollow, Unfriend, and Unleash Your Inner Zen”

Unfollow that guy who posts daily gym selfies. Unfriend your ex’s cousin’s neighbor’s dog. Trust me, your mental bandwidth will thank you. And remember, if you unfriend someone and they don’t notice, did you even exist?

3. The Broken Toaster Saga

“Toasters: The Gateway Appliance to Chaos”

That toaster that burns one side and leaves the other pale? It’s a metaphor for life. Toss it out. And while you’re at it, let go of that broken umbrella, too. Because nothing says “I’m ready for success” like a functional toaster and a dry head.

4. The Mystery Drawer

“Where Socks Go to Die (and Other Unsolved Mysteries)”

We all have that drawer—the Bermuda Triangle of household items. Empty it out. Find missing socks, random keys, and that USB drive you thought was lost forever. Who knows, maybe it contains the secrets to world peace. Or cat memes. Both are equally valuable.

5. Toxic Relationships

“Breaking Up with Drama: It’s Not Me, It’s Definitely You”

Delete that toxic friend who drains your energy faster than a dying phone battery. Remember, life is too short for emotional vampires. As they say, “If you can’t find the exit, create one.”

6. The “Maybe Someday” Pile

“Someday Isle: Where Dreams Go to Hibernate”

We all have that pile of unread books, half-finished DIY projects, and language-learning apps. Face it: “Someday” is code for “Never.” Donate those books, finish the projects, and admit that learning Klingon won’t save you during an alien invasion.

Remember, decluttering isn’t just about physical stuff; it’s about freeing your mind, heart, and Wi-Fi router from unnecessary baggage. So grab a trash bag, channel your inner minimalist, and let’s delete our way to enlightenment—one hilarious sock at a time. 🌟

Disclaimer: This blog post is for entertainment purposes only. Consult your inner guru before decluttering your life.

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