how to create good vibes

I’ve sat in a room with the most boring people on the planet and they should all fucking die, instead of joining in I get up and create a crazy environment making jokes of people even if they don’t like it because this is how I filter out the bad from the ugly. 

I go grocery shopping and chuck food at my boyfriend seeing if he notices and steel the trolly off  him and telling him off if he even looks at a hot tub because of the price of electricity 

I put signs on the toilet door saying clean your shit cos if you don’t I’ll shove your head down the toilet 

I make life a joke because I have such a serious career that I can’t say fuck off because I deal with their money! 

But if you don’t have money what the funk are you wasting it on! Prostitutes drugs ? The rate of return sucks on them literally